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| A long time ago..
before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time.
virtues and vices floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do.
One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together
and were more bored than ever.
Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: Let's play hide and seek!
All of them liked the idea and immediately
Madness shouted: I want to count, I want to count!
since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek Madness, all the others agreed.
Madness leaned against a tree and started to count: One, two, three...
As Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding.
Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon,
Reason hid in a pile of garbage.
Fondness curled up between the clouds
Passion went to the center of the earth.
Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake,
whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking.
And Madness continued to count: ... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one...
By this time, all the vices and virtues were already hidden - except Love.
For undecided as Love is, he could not decide where to hide.
And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide Love.
Madness: ...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven...
Just when Madness got to one hundred, Love jumped into a rose bush where he hid.
And Madness turned around and shouted: I'm coming, I'm coming!
As Madness turned around,
Laziness was the first to be found, because Laziness had no energy to hide.
Then he spotted Tenderness in the horn of the moon,
Lie at the bottom of the lake and
Passion at the center of the earth.
One by one, Madness found them all - except Love.
Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.
Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness: You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush.
Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the rose bush.
Madness stabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop.
Love appeared from the rose bush, covering his face with his hands.
Between his fingers ran two trickles of blood from his eyes.
Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes with a pitch fork.
What have I done! What have I done! Madness shouted.
I have left you blind!
How can I repair it?
And Love answered: You cannot repair my eyes. But if you want to do something for me, you can be my guide.
And so it came about that from that day on,
Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness....
There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving...
there are some love that don't go away...
but we should all be lucky to end up with that somebody who has a little of that insanity.
Somebody who never lets go.
Somebody who cherishes you forever. | | |
| A man is flying in a hot air balloon & realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further & shouts:
"Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour
ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says:
"Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field.
You are between 40 & 42 degrees N. latitude, &
between 58 & 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist,
"everything you have told me is technically correct
but I have no idea what to make of your information
& the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says "You must be a manager."
"I am" replies the balloonist,
"but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you
are, or where you are going.
You have made a promise which you have no idea
how to keep & you expect me to solve your
problem.
The fact is you are in the exact same position you
were in before we met, but now it is somehow my
fault."
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| One upon a time there was a piece of bread. It was a rather typical slice of Gardenia bread.
It sort of told itself one day, "Hey man, I'd like to conquer a mountain! I cannot be a real bread without climbing a mountain."
So it made the decision to climb Mount Everest, being a rather ambitious piece of bread. It is also wholemeal.
So it set off that very day to Everest, without any procrastination at all.
Up and up it went, climbing with all its might. Huff and puff; the bread did not stop to take a rest.
By midday he has finished climbing half of the mountain (it is very fast despite being wholemeal), but there was a problem.
He felt HUNGRY.
He looked to his left, and to his right ... There is certainly no food in sight. It's snow everywhere!
There was nothing to do, except ... He dropped the horrific thought and continued trekking.
1 hour later he could stand it no longer! He bit off a corner of himself.
And it actually tastes pretty good!
He continued trekking as he is very determinded to reach the peak of the mountain.
As he walked he had to continue eating himself.
When he reached the top of the mountain he finished eating himself and there was no more bread.
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| I know what I'd do with Xanga. I'll post song lyrics and poems and stuffs. *cheers* That's cool. Which is relative. *laughs* Right Jowell? =) | | |
| Alrights. I'm pretty tired of Xanga with it's same old dull look all the time. So I'm starting on blogspot. This will still be around. Well, it's my life right? Just that future blogs will be over there. Maybe when I feel like it, I'll add a post or two here. *laughs*
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